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Bridget. South Jersey. Music. Tacos. Books. Kanye West.

poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

(via nig-face)

16 hours ago with 193,903 notes

love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

(via rissafall)

16 hours ago with 21,721 notes
funniestpicturesdaily:

Every DJs nowadays.

Another girl being pretty does not make me ugly,

Another girl being smart does not mean I’m not smart.

Another girl being liked does not mean I am unliked.

I am perfect and incredible just the way I am, and any other girl is perfect and incredible just the way she is.

Girl competition needs to stop, and self love needs to start.

(Source: cute-pubes, via lemon-square)

16 hours ago with 66,089 notes
  • mom:can you do this chore for me?
  • me:*doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
  • mom:*does it for you*
  • mom:why can't you ever be responsible
16 hours ago with 46,032 notes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via tomascooper)

16 hours ago with 107,522 notes
"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?" - Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert, via coriuscottis)


16 hours ago with 56,053 notes

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

(via patrickstumpsbuttcheekblog)

16 hours ago with 113,665 notes
zootid:

80HD

princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

image

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1 day ago with 354,447 notes

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via babydollnita)

1 day ago with 83,073 notes
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