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Bridget. South Jersey. Music. Tacos. Books. Kanye West.


james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

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16 hours ago with 193,903 notes


I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

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16 hours ago with 21,721 notes

Every DJs nowadays.

Another girl being pretty does not make me ugly,

Another girl being smart does not mean I’m not smart.

Another girl being liked does not mean I am unliked.

I am perfect and incredible just the way I am, and any other girl is perfect and incredible just the way she is.

Girl competition needs to stop, and self love needs to start.

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16 hours ago with 66,089 notes
  • mom:can you do this chore for me?
  • me:*doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
  • mom:*does it for you*
  • mom:why can't you ever be responsible
16 hours ago with 46,032 notes



I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?" - Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

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Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

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16 hours ago with 113,665 notes



When I pass a test that everyone else fails


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*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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